My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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