I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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