I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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