So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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