Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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