i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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