So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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