I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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