STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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