yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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