didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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