We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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