1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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