I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he puts the penis in happiness.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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