i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i love accidental penises.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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