Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have aggressive nipples.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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