Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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