playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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