Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
