On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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