even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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