How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
honey bunches of taint.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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