I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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