Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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