Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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