this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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