You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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