Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There are leaves in my underwear?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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