just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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