If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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