And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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