We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
40s are totally the cure
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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