thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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