I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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