i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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