All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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