Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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