some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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