and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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