don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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