did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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