He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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