i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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