he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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