I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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