Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
