I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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