ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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