porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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