Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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