So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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