what if I'm pregnant?
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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
