I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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