one two three fourrrrnication!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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