you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
