I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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