Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
