They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
