They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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